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Kids, Kids, Kids
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This is a song called "Kids Kids Kids" A parody of "Bills Bills Bills" by Destiny's Child. Jayar Wrote it.
At first it started out real cool,
when you went places, dropped your kids here at my house.
You've gotten comfortable,
ain't carin' for your kids no more.
You slowly makin' me hate this shit,
these kids are yours so baby-sit.
And then you ask to use my car (Car),
I think y'all leaving, but instead you leave your kids.
Have you lost your damn mind,
to leave your bad ass kids behind?
You know ain't none of these kids is mine.
And don't you front cuz I ain't lyin'.
BRIDGE:
You trifilin',
Good-for-nothing, welfare mother.
Oh silly me,
Why haven't I found another?
A lady,
When times get hard, she takes care of her own.
Instead of,
a silly trick who never stays at home.
CHORUS:
Come and get your kids,
your nappy headed kids,
your rude, no manners kids,
your ghetto hoodrat kids.
Even if you don't,
these kids are going home.
Come and get your kids,
your nappy headed kids,
your rude, no manners kids,
your ghetto hoodrat kids.
Even if you don't,
these kids are going home.
Now let me tell you what they've done. (done)
Shantae's a liar, and Bonquesha broke my lamp
Hakeem picked up the drill and put holes in my wall.
Little Malcolm messed his diapers,
and Daquan and Kayla choked my dog.
And Nesha took my cell phone, (phone)
Dumped it in Kool-Aid, gave it to Jerome.
And then when I asked her why
she shot a penny in my eye.
And Little Neka had to cry,
when Shaquanetta slapped her thigh.
BRIDGE
CHORUS
BREAKDOWN:
You trifilin',
Good-for-nothing, welfare mother.
Oh silly me,
Why haven't I found another?
A lady,
when times get hard, she takes care of her own.
Instead of,
a silly trick who never stays at home.
CHORUS 3x
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Same Old Weave
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This is a song called "Same Old Weave" A parody of "Same Old G" by Ginuwine. Adonys Wrote it.
The only time you comb your hair
is when you come over here
And usually when you use the glue.
I pull out one track or two
Im not tryna dis your hairdo.
But its getting as old as you.
You cant be dissing me.
With that same old weave.
CHORUS
Everytime you come & see me.
You got them tracks thats burgundy.
And about 2 pounds of grease.
Can you wash it out please please please?
I dont want you to come see me.
Wit that crinkled up @$$ hair weave.
All I ever see is that
Same old weave.
I used to take you out clubbin.
Now we stay at home.
All of our friends be buggin.
They wouldnt leave your hair alone.
Im thinkin about another lady.
The girl that live down the street.
You cant be mad at me.
Cuz she aint got no weave.
CHORUS
TIMBALAND:
Hello y'all. This is the Timbaland comin to ya 1 mo gin. People say you need to change it. But you so cheap you aint gonna change it. You see, we aint tryna hurt you, but you keep tryna embarass us. Imma snatch out your ragedy weave. Thats what Im gon do, Next time.
BRIDGE:
Day after day, I continue to see. That weave, Old weave. Thats all I can see. Day after day, I continue to see. That weave, old weave. (And he's sick of that) Same old weave.
CHORUS 2x
TIMBALAND:
Take it out
Same old weave.
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Smelly @$$ Guy
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This is a song called "Smelly @$$ Guy" A parody of "Angel Of Mine" by Monica. Rommel Wrote it.
When I first smelled you I already knew.
That there was something funky about you.
Something smelly, that you just couldnt hide.
Smelly @$$ guy.
My nose smelled you looking at me.
Now I know why deoderant should be free.
Go take a shower boy you smell so bad.
Smelly @$$ guy
CHORUS:
How you reak you'll never know.
Use some soap & scrub, then do it some more.
Just hop into the tub & rub a dub, dub.
Cuz babe, youre crusty, smelly & so not fine.
Change your funky undies & clothes.
Smelly @$$ Guy.
Nothing could smell as bad as you smell,
Not even hippo crap could ever compare.
You smell so bad it tears my nose appart.
Smelly @$$ guy.
CHORUS
I never knew you could smell so bad, what the hell did you do?
Every breath I take, feels like my last,
I dont wanna share my air with you.
When I first smelled you I already knew.
That there was something funky about you.
Something smelly, that you just couldnt hide.
Smelly @$$ guy.
Just hop into the tub & rub a dub, dub.
Cuz babe, youre crusty, smelly & so not fine.
Change your funky undies & clothes.
Smelly @$$ Guy.
How you reak you'll never know.
Use some soap & scrub, then do it some more.
My nose smelled you looking at me.
Now I know why deoderant should be free.
Go take a shower boy you smell so bad.
Smelly @$$ guy
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